saturday 7-7-2012 complete with all spelling and grammatical errors to ensure authenticity. :)

imn currently watching hayden touch a dog while i stare at his 440 ml can of woodstock boooouuurrrbon we are trying to call teplik as he is getting a lift on his way here. he wont answer our phone calls on loudspeaker kayla forgot hjer phone on the way to the laundromat earlier today she reckons their creepy and shes worried that someone will steal her knickers when goes to the laundromat, we are listening to kryptis. lololololololzordlolololol hayden is petting the dog like a very strange man. maybe i should type some more apparently. hayden has told me more now he is laughing at what i am typging, sheridan said hello europe hayden is a lumberjack. the other week wally did acid the other week and he thought he is acake. sherridan is eaing a mandarin semin piurs out. what did i do to my phone. sherridan is still calling reoplik off my phone but he does like to answer. what he says hello he says, teplik has whip lolololololol teplik humphs on the phone like a weirdo while sherridan woodoodeows to him teplik hangs up the phone teplik is scared of weirdos. this is a true story about real men and women. make it happenttrav., soon teplik will arrive to the residence of Hayden and Sherreidan. Old m8 k unit is here milly did you fart hayden asks the dog it is funny because the dog cannot talk english. hayden continues to try and talk to the dogh. hayden accuses the dog of being confused but i think he is confused. because he needs to know that milly only understands the glorious language of bark. hayden should probably push his beard out again because i like that. hayden please push your bead out again, notepad is very efficient at handling large kb quantities of text. hayden has puished his beard out again, wow milly stinks like poop. vagina juice.ythe vagin juice flows as freely as water.teplik enters the room like an aeroplane enters a woman. teplik is hesitant to open his birthday for fear of snakes. he proclaims he is not that dumb but all know otherwise. riddle is drawing on tepliks poker set and it is iving him an erection. teplik just does it like he does it at work. ten thousand trillian. teplik wants sheridan to make his hair all pretty and he doesnt need the big thing. the instructions are backwards cause like some of them you gotta put a thing in afterwards amd some you have to wash. gitty meow getem out. diddy mow.rid wants mum to work everything out please. extremely retarded challange that rids mum from qld organises EVERYTHING we do tonight. go to pervies , go to mowie pub. ahhh fuck. one. one. arty. one fucksake place fuckwit.melbourne brunswick north melbourne FOOTAscrayyy.old crow is yuckky.g-Rand sale! g-Rand sale! do the add do the add and filmed it. all the furniture was full of cocain. who the fuck else would by that furniture. im thinking about thinking about it. kyuss.its ten bucks to get in and we dont have money. we will pay in sex. pay entry doesnt mean a good time.all of tepliks mates get in but he, he doesnt get in. no special kids. sheridan spins while weeeeewing. hayden is shaking his GAARRREEEWWWV thang. silence is paired with the erotic sounds of kyuss while all my friends chase the cancer snake under the lulaby of the gentle pakky air. i lick your cheeks when you sleep.we have travelled through time to tepliks birthday last year and the silent goat stokes the smokey bear. there are heaps of aquariums and the penguin is wearing a hat. kayla has no idea where sheridans dark vaginal cave is. it is full of water and stingrays. it looks like she didnt even try to clean it up. we WON. trav is lookin all gangster. the did they what are they through they look like flower pettles. my hair looks fantastic. they are aware i am typing this. why is there suddenly a circle there kayla doesnt know. teplik thinks that because its pre-birthday birthday he can be a rude fucking finger pappit and answer the phone while i try and read out loud (ROL) to him, what a bent spoon. wally wants to be the black dot, alas, he will always be the cake. He doesnt know why he is making a face now he is laughing at his own jokes just like arways. Wally has now transformed from a cake into a black dot. physics is amazed, wally wishes his cock was a black dot? Hayden has no pants on. I like this very much, possibly mnore than Sherridan? Hayden ius noiw luaghing at his own pants off sich. Hahaha black doot. Are you sure you dont have to answer your phone again Teplik you fucking sponge. Teplik is fucking waiting.

the sky loves us.

They're telling dangerous lies again,
while humans all just play pretend,
like its a legacy we should kill to defend,
again and again and again.

they come to save our lives,
a planet quarantined beyond our skies,
so we don't use our under-developed minds,
to obliterate a galaxy of light.

i desperately wait for there assistance,
so grateful for their persistence,
for our devastating existence,
but our Televisions block their transmissions.

not so distant galaxies

I had an incredible dream last night.
I looked up at the stary sky
That lit up the night
Where colors and planets shone just as bright

The stars nested in a midnight rainbow
And planets were friends not foe.
Gazing through a constricting window
but outside made me excited for home

I can't wait for daylight to rest its head
To see the stary sky again
And secretly pretend
That we see space for what it really is

secrets.

Often my mind decorates my vision,
Too rich with my decision.
Time is a fabrication,
Yet I remain impatient
Spending all of it dreaming
Of infinite reasons
to miss the way you breath
Or the way you look at me
Or the safety in your arms
And those calloused palms
I just like going to sleep
With your heart right next to me
And I love reminding myself
That what's lost can be found.
When I say I love you I mean it
I trust you with my secrets.

shut up.

Is this all you've got for me?
Whatever happened to honesty?
You tucked it under hypocrisies.
And a scaley monarchy.
I exchanged a 22 year nightmare,
For a reality to scared
of there own brainwashed heads
Comfortable with being spoon fed.
The lack of love is outstanding,
paired with a lack of understanding,
They've no right demanding
like we owe them anything.
consume, be silent, die?
Go to war and fight?
Look me in my third eye
And try to justify
Why there's poison in our taps
Why you take your promises back
why you pat those on the back
Who keep whole countries under attack
Why you refuse a cure to cancer
Why you confuse a truthful answer
with over complicated banter
To make stupidity sound fancier.
I'm going to bed to dream
of the places I have been
Outside this lonely galaxy
And hope there love can rescue me.

crumpets

Star dirt conceals me
Everything will be alright,
But sometimes I can't breathe,
or eat or sleep at night.
I'm trying to move myself,
trying to de-program the mess.
Hiding to boycott help,
and get inside my head.
Daisy's are home grown,
In a world of maniacs.
And we call it home,
But its home we lack.
We're all energy,
I just can't see mine.
I don't mean to expect anything,
but to pass time.
I curl the tidle wave,
That wipes a city clean and dirty.
those I miss, I save,
Those I save aren't perfect.

cuddles and kisses,
Or violence and blisters?
encouragement and comfort,
Or solitary confinement?
a bedtime story and a kiss on the cheek,
Or a bare mattress and a plastic sheet?
affection and praise,
or wrath, temper and threatening breath to face?

a lifetime of pain,
change and my own mind,
Short on both again?
Leave your jewels behind
Ive no quarrel alone,
And crumble under affection,
but what would I know,
without a sense of direction?
Rain clouds in the rooftops,
We wonder far too much.
A million galaxies in a box,
Can't decipher this lack of love

universes and metophores

I'm bored of this planet
As much as I'm devastated by it.
peeling back the static
Delivered via lack of wit.
I need to be here
Its vaguely understood.
Amongst the fear
And the tragically no-good.
But it takes unwilling dedication
to keep myself on track.
Years of condemnation
While lies replace facts.
Get me out of here
for a mere un-mistaken visit,
stimulate my hemesphere
And remind me why I did it.
I just want to go home
Earth is dark and lonely.
Beyond the path we're shown
lies the truth that will always save me.

I've forgotten how to ask for help,
But I'm okay, I'm fine.
I can't find a plausible way out,
But I left the demon behind.
My insides are a colossal soup,
But honestly i couldn't be better.
Layered shit like a chicken coop,
But my what lovely weather.
I guess I'd ask for help maybe
if I knew where to start.
but times they are'a changing,
And I predict a change of heart.

kosmic lessons

You stole everything from me
I'm taking it all back
I lived your morbid hypocrisy
and never got the nack
nobody kept me safe
Because you violated my soul
Threw me to the flames
and buried me in coal
But the past is the past
and that's where you're staying
you say the years went so fast?
Not from where I'm standing
the devil fell pregnant again
And cursed the blissful stars
I tried fo help your heart mend
But you took it all too far
What you did to me lingers
In every relationship I make
So you can take those demonic fingers
And imbed them in your face.

Im okay on my own
I carry my home
Wherever my heart goes
with all my fingers and toes

You hurry your feet
Rinse and repeat
Half waiting to retreat
half waiting for me

Just enough effort
to convince me you want it
But never an excess of it
To settle my conscious

Didn't plan on caring
I can't stop staring
You're closed, I'm bearing
Sometimes its far too scary

But I have no choice
my eyes are my voice
I like girls, I like boys
Different mess, same noise