saturday 7-7-2012 complete with all spelling and grammatical errors to ensure authenticity. :)

imn currently watching hayden touch a dog while i stare at his 440 ml can of woodstock boooouuurrrbon we are trying to call teplik as he is getting a lift on his way here. he wont answer our phone calls on loudspeaker kayla forgot hjer phone on the way to the laundromat earlier today she reckons their creepy and shes worried that someone will steal her knickers when goes to the laundromat, we are listening to kryptis. lololololololzordlolololol hayden is petting the dog like a very strange man. maybe i should type some more apparently. hayden has told me more now he is laughing at what i am typging, sheridan said hello europe hayden is a lumberjack. the other week wally did acid the other week and he thought he is acake. sherridan is eaing a mandarin semin piurs out. what did i do to my phone. sherridan is still calling reoplik off my phone but he does like to answer. what he says hello he says, teplik has whip lolololololol teplik humphs on the phone like a weirdo while sherridan woodoodeows to him teplik hangs up the phone teplik is scared of weirdos. this is a true story about real men and women. make it happenttrav., soon teplik will arrive to the residence of Hayden and Sherreidan. Old m8 k unit is here milly did you fart hayden asks the dog it is funny because the dog cannot talk english. hayden continues to try and talk to the dogh. hayden accuses the dog of being confused but i think he is confused. because he needs to know that milly only understands the glorious language of bark. hayden should probably push his beard out again because i like that. hayden please push your bead out again, notepad is very efficient at handling large kb quantities of text. hayden has puished his beard out again, wow milly stinks like poop. vagina juice.ythe vagin juice flows as freely as water.teplik enters the room like an aeroplane enters a woman. teplik is hesitant to open his birthday for fear of snakes. he proclaims he is not that dumb but all know otherwise. riddle is drawing on tepliks poker set and it is iving him an erection. teplik just does it like he does it at work. ten thousand trillian. teplik wants sheridan to make his hair all pretty and he doesnt need the big thing. the instructions are backwards cause like some of them you gotta put a thing in afterwards amd some you have to wash. gitty meow getem out. diddy mow.rid wants mum to work everything out please. extremely retarded challange that rids mum from qld organises EVERYTHING we do tonight. go to pervies , go to mowie pub. ahhh fuck. one. one. arty. one fucksake place fuckwit.melbourne brunswick north melbourne FOOTAscrayyy.old crow is yuckky.g-Rand sale! g-Rand sale! do the add do the add and filmed it. all the furniture was full of cocain. who the fuck else would by that furniture. im thinking about thinking about it. kyuss.its ten bucks to get in and we dont have money. we will pay in sex. pay entry doesnt mean a good time.all of tepliks mates get in but he, he doesnt get in. no special kids. sheridan spins while weeeeewing. hayden is shaking his GAARRREEEWWWV thang. silence is paired with the erotic sounds of kyuss while all my friends chase the cancer snake under the lulaby of the gentle pakky air. i lick your cheeks when you sleep.we have travelled through time to tepliks birthday last year and the silent goat stokes the smokey bear. there are heaps of aquariums and the penguin is wearing a hat. kayla has no idea where sheridans dark vaginal cave is. it is full of water and stingrays. it looks like she didnt even try to clean it up. we WON. trav is lookin all gangster. the did they what are they through they look like flower pettles. my hair looks fantastic. they are aware i am typing this. why is there suddenly a circle there kayla doesnt know. teplik thinks that because its pre-birthday birthday he can be a rude fucking finger pappit and answer the phone while i try and read out loud (ROL) to him, what a bent spoon. wally wants to be the black dot, alas, he will always be the cake. He doesnt know why he is making a face now he is laughing at his own jokes just like arways. Wally has now transformed from a cake into a black dot. physics is amazed, wally wishes his cock was a black dot? Hayden has no pants on. I like this very much, possibly mnore than Sherridan? Hayden ius noiw luaghing at his own pants off sich. Hahaha black doot. Are you sure you dont have to answer your phone again Teplik you fucking sponge. Teplik is fucking waiting.